A lit cherry bomb is flushed down a toilet, and the blast creates overpressure which forces water out of the toilet trap, spraying the user in the ass.
by 2Vague February 15, 2022
The act of washing your bum by:
Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.
Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.
by mispamc3 February 6, 2008
The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.
by Stewie808 December 21, 2016
by sirfuzzle May 12, 2015
When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you
by Beastcheta September 19, 2019
After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 6, 2022
Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole
Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet
by Falkowitz December 8, 2020