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Red Rocket Syndrome 

A mental disorder where your too horney to control your arrection. This usually results in a"Moose Knuckle" (Buldge) or worse.

- See "Moose Knuckle" for further explanation.
Boy- Oh little Jimmy seemed awfuly happy to see you today!
Girl- Yea, I could tell from his Red Rocket Syndrome... His boner poked me when I hugged him...
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