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kentucky red eye

A prank in which, like mooning, one drops his or her pants, spreads the cheeks lavishly, but also contracts the rectal muscles, as if trying to poop or fart, such that the inner red color of the hole is plainly visible.
Johnny returned from class and unlocked the dorm room door. Alan was ready on the other side of the door, displaying a full Kentucky red eye. Upon opening the door, Johnny was overwhelmed with disgust, and scarred for life.
kentucky red eye by Paulba March 3, 2012

Kenny Red 

When a person goes extremely red for no apparent reason, even the smallest thing can set the redness of. The term Kenny Red was created for a young college boy who couldn't control his redness which lead to the expression 'Kenny Red'
Boy: Hey Kenny you've got a boner

Kenny: No i Haven't you liar (begins to turn red)
Class students: KENNY RED, KENNY RED
Kenny Red by kenny red September 2, 2013

Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red

Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.
example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(