red balls 

A skit on the popular Chapelle's show

"Cocane in a can, baby!"
"Red Balls! It gives you wings!"

Allows drug heads to do amazing things, such as run through brick walls or picking up a city bus to reach for a dime.

"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! A crackhead is lifting the bus! must be red balls!"

red balls by U-diddy November 18, 2004

Red Balls 

Cocaine in a can baby!

Cocaine is an incredible drug.

Red Balls by lenox February 19, 2004

red balls 

1. Cocaine in a can as seen on Chappelle's Show.

2. Red Bull + Bawls. A great combonation loaded with caffeine.

1. Red Balls Got Me!

2. Man I drank some Red Balls/Bawls and I couldn't fall asleep until 7a.m.

red balls by Rezuke February 25, 2005

red balls 

Unlike blue balls, red balls occur strictly BECAUSE one is engaging in sexual intercourse. Most often the result of going balls deep in a menstruating woman. If this occurs during a non-menstrual cycle, stop having sex with little girls and/or seek medical help immediately.

Yo, son! Last night I was banging this chick, but she didn't tell me it was shark week. I woke up and I had red balls. Damn, I should have been on the discovery channel.

red balls by Dr, Balls, Esq. July 30, 2009

red balls 

Sore, aching testicles resulting from too much sex and/or masturbation.

In effect the opposite to blue balls

While unemployed Darren spent 3 hours a day jacking off to xtube and got a case of red balls.

red balls by kittridge January 23, 2009

red balls 

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.

red balls by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009

red balls 

What happens to a man's testicles after they have been beaten for a constant 30 minutes or more. This can be done with fists, a baseball bat, etc.

John had some red balls after last night!
Matteo was going to get some red balls after Gia was finished with him.
April gave Zack some red balls after what he did.

red balls by orua July 19, 2018