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Recklein

Half bear, half man, half pig that doesn't like sweets and alll destruction. Recklein is a destructive blur of red and orange polka dots. Filled with rage this character is not to be trifled with. The best method to soothe a Recklein is to offer babies and chips with dip as ritual. (note: bears are on the brink extinction due to the fact this is a delicacy to Reckleins.)
1) The tornado hit the trailor park but the Recklein did most of the damage.

2) The village people would give the first born of every month as tribute to the local Recklein to appease him.
by Blak3 Plague June 16, 2013
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