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Read the Paper

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.
'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'
by Fullers February 21, 2009
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Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
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read the paper motherfucker

An action performed by springtrap in Five Nights At Fuckboys 3.
S.Trap(In British accent) : Read the paper motherfucker
by 12346872763739393&3774747 January 23, 2017
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