Random Numbers

A set of real numbers that does not have a definite pattern.
Commonly used in lotteries, gambling, etc.

"And tonights random numbers for the lottery are 5,65,68,84, and 12."

Random Numbers by nabbott7 & whosline07 September 19, 2006

(random number) second rule

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food
"(random number) second rule!"
*picks up food

(random number) second rule by kj7771 May 19, 2008

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Random Number Gods 

The REAL gods. Everyone who doesn't worship them finds their lives ruined by unforseen events and finds all their programs stuck in infinite loops.

"I want to program a game!"
"Make sure to praise the Random Number Gods first."

Random Number Gods by NyanFawful June 9, 2016

Random-Number Exaggeration 

Exaggerating the amount or quantity of something by using a completely random number. Can be referred to as RNE.

1. Ted: (Talking to his buddy, Greg, about a large meeting he just had) "The were like 287 people in that meeting."
Greg: "What a random-number exaggeration."

2. Jim: (Walking out of a chinese buffet and talking to his friend, Jim) "I swear there were about 324 black people eating there."
John: "Pretty large RNE, but damn it was packed with them."

Random-Number Exaggeration by Legendary MoFo May 15, 2010