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rand mcnally

In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

One can use "in Rand McNally..." to represent a false statement, ie. something that does not hold true presumably holds true in Rand McNally.

See episode 2F13 of "The Simpsons", 'Bart vs. Australia' for more information.
"Did you see that chick? She is fucking hot."
"In Rand McNally maybe."
rand mcnally by Steve Buscemi October 30, 2004

Rand McNally

When being emo isn't enough, you become Rand McNally when you go to the extent of carving road maps into your arm with a razor.
"Man, that guy from Fall Out Boy is so Rand McNally... It's amazing he's even still alive."
Rand McNally by Alex J. Murphy October 22, 2006

rand mcnally

A person who refuses to read a road map when they're going on a road trip. Usually repeatedly lost, or going the wrong direction thinking he has everything under control.
Hey Rand Mcnally, do you think maybe well be laying by the ocean within the next 72 hours, youre a fucking genius.....(putz)
rand mcnally by john harrison April 13, 2006

Rand McNally

The act of thrusting your arms through another persons arms and squeezing their breast. Can be used to effectively pin someone on the ground.
Oh god, he has him in a headlock.. Oh wait no! He reversed it with the Rand McNally!!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026