by mattosbueno December 7, 2008
A city located within "the bubble." A place where lots of old retired people live. Broomstickings and thong checkings are encouraged at RBHS. The rich people live in the trails and the only thing open past ten is the rite aid in the neighboring town of CMR.
alex trebec: where does the largest population of old people in the US like to hang out?
contestant: what is the VONS in RB
contestant: what is the VONS in RB
by Alex J February 28, 2005
A secluded northern California community near Sacramento, with a lot of rich stuck-up people. At least a half-hours worth of driving to get anywhere. Stoners like to take advantage of all the hidden woods to go off and smoke. "Man hunt" is a popular game played in rancho, where one calls security on themselves, and run away when security comes.
Rancho Murieta.
by ResidentofRancho. February 12, 2011
Rio Rancho is largest city of Sandoval County and is also currently the fastest growing city in the state of New Mexico. It lies on the outskirts of Albuquerque and Bernalillo.
Rio Rancho's location makes it perfect for those who commute to work whether they be making the commute to Santa Fe or Albuquerque. The constant building of new houses and neighborhoods for relatively cheap sucks more and more people in.
The "Welcome to Rio Rancho" sign infront of Intel should be changed to a tombstone, for this is where dreams come to die. This town eats up the lives of many teenagers, due to the lack of activities and such, many kids result to drugs and partying for entertainment, thus begins the never ending downward spiral of failure. Kid gets bored, kid trys crack, kid drops out of school, kid works at McDonalds for the rest of their life and blames everyone around them for it. However, the kids who make it out alive usually end up leaving Rio Rancho to go to college or move to near by Albuquerque and vow to never return.
Rio Rancho is a great place to live, if you're grown and have your life together that is.
Rio Rancho's location makes it perfect for those who commute to work whether they be making the commute to Santa Fe or Albuquerque. The constant building of new houses and neighborhoods for relatively cheap sucks more and more people in.
The "Welcome to Rio Rancho" sign infront of Intel should be changed to a tombstone, for this is where dreams come to die. This town eats up the lives of many teenagers, due to the lack of activities and such, many kids result to drugs and partying for entertainment, thus begins the never ending downward spiral of failure. Kid gets bored, kid trys crack, kid drops out of school, kid works at McDonalds for the rest of their life and blames everyone around them for it. However, the kids who make it out alive usually end up leaving Rio Rancho to go to college or move to near by Albuquerque and vow to never return.
Rio Rancho is a great place to live, if you're grown and have your life together that is.
Rio Rancho is on the outskirts of Albuquerque and Bernalillo.
LAURA- I'm bored, what do you wanna do?
SUE- I don't know, this is Rio Rancho, theres nothing TO do.
LAURA- I know!! We can snort meth! That'll be fun!
SUE- Wonderful idea Laura! I'll get my disenrollment forms ready also! Then we can just blame our screwed up lives on our parents!
LAURA- I'm bored, what do you wanna do?
SUE- I don't know, this is Rio Rancho, theres nothing TO do.
LAURA- I know!! We can snort meth! That'll be fun!
SUE- Wonderful idea Laura! I'll get my disenrollment forms ready also! Then we can just blame our screwed up lives on our parents!
by AKEK91 January 13, 2011
Suburban area in San Diego where Poway kids come to get drugs. Usually referred to as PQ. There is very little to do and the only noticeable landmarks are the Vons and 7/11, as well as a rather large park situated on a hill.
"Hey let's go down to the PQ Vons center and pick up a sack"
Person 1: "Hey wanna go pick up a sack?"
Person 2: "Hold on, I've got a guy in Rancho Penasquitos"
Person 1: "Hey wanna go pick up a sack?"
Person 2: "Hold on, I've got a guy in Rancho Penasquitos"
by starbucks_kid_forever February 4, 2009
Nicknamed "The Cho," Rancho Cordova is a suburb located East of Sacramento. Known for white trash meth users strolling down Folsom Blvd. on a 10-Speed bikes and ghetto ass people scattered everywhere drinking 40's all day, this town was a thriving economic mecca before the closure of Mather Air Force Base.
Also, The Cho serves as a Russian-Ukranian Mafia Hub for illegal activities.
Also, The Cho serves as a Russian-Ukranian Mafia Hub for illegal activities.
by Sucka Mutha April 5, 2010
Rancho Cucamonga is a very new, suburban and beautiful city, with a bad reputation only because it happens to be in the infamous 909. It is nestled at the foothills of the San Bernardino Mountains about an hour Southeast of LA. Many people that live here are white, have lots of money, and have children that spend it all. You can't get any home here for under $800,000. It's a great place to raise a family, seeing as everything worth visiting in Southern California is within about an hour or two and there are plenty of schools, parks (a new central park that should be in Beverly Hills), every single store you can think of and plenty of restaurants. The doctor for the WWF lives here, and Snoop Dogg lives about 10 minutes away.
There is a huge mall that just got built in Rancho located on the East Side (Etiwanda) that everyone calls the VG. If you have a nice car, (ie. Porsche, Ferarri etc.) you will probably drive it through this mall to show it off. Going to the mall is pretty much all the high school students have to do, other than partying, drinking, working on their cars, going to In-n-Out, Starbucks or shopping. Rancho is also full of Bro's with lifted trucks, Emo kids, plenty of really made up high school girls with Dior sunglasses and fake LV's, (especially ones that go to the three high school crammed within 5 miles of each other), Punkers, White trash that drive Hummers and Abercrombie and Hollister kids. If you don't drive a Mercedes or a BMW, know what Harvard on the Hill is, know what you do at the top of Haven, have gotten a ticket for jay-walking or have partied at the Haven Estates, you don't belong in Rancho. Sorry.
There is a huge mall that just got built in Rancho located on the East Side (Etiwanda) that everyone calls the VG. If you have a nice car, (ie. Porsche, Ferarri etc.) you will probably drive it through this mall to show it off. Going to the mall is pretty much all the high school students have to do, other than partying, drinking, working on their cars, going to In-n-Out, Starbucks or shopping. Rancho is also full of Bro's with lifted trucks, Emo kids, plenty of really made up high school girls with Dior sunglasses and fake LV's, (especially ones that go to the three high school crammed within 5 miles of each other), Punkers, White trash that drive Hummers and Abercrombie and Hollister kids. If you don't drive a Mercedes or a BMW, know what Harvard on the Hill is, know what you do at the top of Haven, have gotten a ticket for jay-walking or have partied at the Haven Estates, you don't belong in Rancho. Sorry.
1: Where are you from?
2: Rancho Cucamonga
1: Isn't that the city from Next Friday and Bring it on?
2: Yes, and it is a real place!
2: Rancho Cucamonga
1: Isn't that the city from Next Friday and Bring it on?
2: Yes, and it is a real place!
by anonymous12345 December 7, 2005