Rage Paige

Extremely hard raging, must be named Paige. Must be a human pinball at parties, will dance to ANY song. Entertains everyone in attendance and soul mission of the night is to steal a hat. Loves adventures and wreaking havoc on campus. Able to accomplish this at the same size of a baby squirrel. Miraculous.

Party Attendee 1: "Woah that girl just broke the stage!"

Party Attendee 2: "Actually, she broke her head...on the wall. And... she broke her butt...on the floor."
Paige(while running by): "RAGE PAIGE YEEEAHH"
Party Attendee 3: She's weird.
Paige: 激怒!!!

Rage Paige by sirchuggsalot November 21, 2011

rage page 

A page you write on a forum/website after having a bad experience with a user/the website. Generally regarded as a "nerd rage" as well.

Boy: I totally just posted a rage page on 4chan's /b/ because they called me fat

rage page by SuperKittenMan January 27, 2010

page rage 

When you rant like crazy on a blog, facebook status update, tweet, message board, or in the comments section under a story expressing your dislike and frustration over a particular issue.

The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.

I can't believe didn't have acidophilus milk at the organic-fair trade co-operative so I totally went on a page rage about it on my blog! fml.

page rage by truth victor February 7, 2010

PAGE RAGE 

The act of accidentally and constantly sending a blank text message, causing the receiver to see: (Page)

Aaron: I think my girlfriend was butt texted me or something.. I swear she was on a page rage all night!

Ahmad: Yeah that's happened to me before

PAGE RAGE by patriotsaaron0218 January 10, 2011

Page side-rage side 

A reference to the American rock band Phish. Page McConnell, the band's pianist, is positioned stage right during live performances. Fans seated in the audience stage right are said to be "Page side" and the high energy and guaranteed fun of enjoying a Phish show from Page side gave way to the now common phrase "Page side-rage side," where "rage" is synonymous with "party."

"The mail order tickets I got are behind the stage, but I'm definitely moving to Page side-rage side by the second set."

Page side-rage side by edsullivan July 29, 2012

RagePage 

When a somewhat (or extremely) disgruntled retail store employee takes out their work rage on the intercom, typically really loud and sometimes ear piercing. Usually someone who has been working there for a while with a nasty attitude.

"Hey, did you hear Melissa's ragepage over the intercom? I think she scared that customer in aisle 14..."

RagePage by Miradus June 17, 2009