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Rafikiing 

Sexual position which is named after The Lion King's character Rafiki. It is often performed as an attempt to convince a girl not to let her cats walk in and out of a room while she's having sex in said room.

While having doggy-style sex, rafikiing is the act of discretely grabbing a cat, holding it with both hands over the partner's back and then suddenly yelling the first few lines of "the circle of life". While showing the cat to his new subjects, one usually thrustes his mate forward so she can bow properly and show her respect to the newborn king.
- Man I'm sick of my girlfriend's cat. They are everywhere. I mean we can't even have sex without a cat walking nearby...
- Have you tried rafikiing?
- Great idea! If that doesn't work, nothing will
Rafikiing by Garnovski December 10, 2012
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Rafiking 

When a female inserts her thumb into the vagina and smears the fluids onto another's forhead; much like Rafiki smears the oils put inside a coconut on the forehead of Simba in Disney's 'The Lion King'.
I woke up and she was rafiking me, again.

I don't know what to do; She just won't stop rafiking me!

We got a divorce do to her due to her rafiking obsession; And she still got the kids!
Rafiking by Hus#0408 August 4, 2020
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Stink lines

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"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012