1. An intellectual tent to house the functionally retarded. Notice that among the first lessons taught about race are its complete invalidity. The fact that it is still promulgated through society is more a sign that there are (many) adults out there who are willing to believe in something they know and experience as directly contradictory with and/or useless to describe reality. Take any signs of an individuals racism as a sign that you should deeply lower this person's value; treat it as either a dealbreaker in the relationship or valid excuse to mainpulate and/or enslave them.
2. Something subpar lawyers and teachers love
“Critical race theorists, such as Kimberle Crenshaw, reject not only the essentialist view that race guarantees particular aptitudes, but also its "vulgar anti-essentialist" flip-side that concludes that, since race isn't a biological fact, it must be irrelevant. Instead, critical race theorists work from an assumption that race is both "not real" and "real"; real "in the sense that there is a material dimension and weight to the experience of being 'raced' in American society, a materiality that in significant ways has been produced and sustained by law.."
by apolloscock August 28, 2017
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To urinate. Derived and shortened from, "Race like a pisshorse" which itself is a play-on-words of the phrase "Piss like a racehorse."
"Wait while I use the bathroom, I need to race!"
by Punkypal June 8, 2007
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There are four major definitions of this word, in order of importance:

1. Genus, species, or kind. Up until about 30,000 years ago, there were other races of humans, which included Neanderthals and Archaics, but they are thought to have been indirectly out-competed by modern Homo sapiens.

2. Any competition of speed or display of rapid movement.

3. Any fictional sentient species featured in fantasy or science fiction literature that is effectively human for purposes of characterization. In role-playing games, different races (i.e. elves, dwarves, humans, halflings etc.) can be selected for play, each with it's own inherent advantages and disadvantages.

4. A word wrongly applied to refer to the 6 major populations of modern Homo sapiens, which bear different skin colors but no important genetic differences.
"Would you date a person of another race?" some dude on a foum asked me.

"If she were an elf, half-elf, or halfling, maybe. Otherwise no." I replied.
by Killing Kittens October 6, 2004
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something that differenciates cultures. it makes the people of that culture look different and sometimes overall act and sound different. no race is better than another because no one is the same in each race. there are dumbasses in every race and there are cool people in every race too. the difference of races starts stereotypes and rasism.
my race is caucasion but that doesn't mean I'm a redneck.
rasists are insecure and afraid of different races.
by emilyfemily October 21, 2005
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something that you can get in a lot of trouble with if you do it on the streets of the San Fernando Valley. But very fun never the less. a speed competion between two or more cars.
bob: eh..lets go racing
joe: why? my car is already faster then yours..and its parked.
by hybridnrg July 1, 2004
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When 2 or more men are urinating at the same time and it becomes a race to see who can finish urinating first.
Todd and Jimmy were racing in the men's room after they consumed a large amount of liquids.
by Alex and Kevin July 2, 2006
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