RMD 

Respect My Dick

1. Them hoes actin up? Tellem to RMD, they'll straighten up.

2. Fool#1: Man shut up!

Fool#2: Brah u betta RMD!

3. Shout out to "Person" for RMD!

RMD by xDjxIconx October 13, 2011

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"Ride My Dick"

Girl: Hey, can you give me a ride to the store?
Guy: No, bitch. But you can RMD!
Girl: Okay, then you'd give me a ride after?
Guy: sureee.

RMD by thatdudee October 2, 2011

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"Rubbing My Dick"

Guy 1:(texting) Hey man what you doing?
Guy 2: ahh nothing, just RMD
Guy 1: hmmm tasty

RMD by Jordan likes anal September 22, 2011

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"Rain Man Dan" rapper straight out of the V-I-C, VICTORIA BC!

"cuz im a criminal, and my chances of survival are minimal"-RMD

RMD by AMA123 November 25, 2006

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"Ruin My Day"

People use it when something/ someone does something to ruin a person's day.

Guy 1: How was your day today?
Guy 2: It sucked. Everything was going great until I went upstairs and saw that the toilet overflowed. It totally RMD..
Guy 1: Aww dude, that does suck!

RMD by NayPenguin July 2, 2011

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Rearview Mirror Driver

Stop being a RMD and pay attention to what’s in front of you!!!

RMD by Savoy love September 17, 2022

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Rate my dick.

When someone in your DMs asks you grade their dick on a sliding scale and sends a ten slide power point for you to assess.

You know it just tickles the RMD crowd.

RMD by RickaRae November 22, 2022