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Rectum Reliever 

Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.
Rectum Reliever by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

the reliever 

While receiving a blowjob, the blower applies preparation H to your anus to releive the discomfort and burning from your hemorrhoids.
I was scared to use the suppository so my sister offered to give me a the reliever with the cream instead.

Stress reliever

Any act that aids in the relief of stress.
Yoga is a stress reliever.

Meditation is a stress reliever.

Excersize is a stress reliever.

Absorption of vitamin d through ultraviolet rays is a stress reliever.

SEX is a stress reliever.

middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.
Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.
middle reliever by Jim May 28, 2006

Golden Reliever 

This is when a golden retriever takes a shit on a baby.
Hey Mom, did you enjoy that Golden Reliever video I emailed you last week?
Golden Reliever by shmo108 March 3, 2016

Golden Reliever 

A long ass piss after you have held it in for a while.
Guy 1:Did you see the movie?
Guy 2:Hold on, i have to take a "Golden Reliever"