RE Monkey 

A UQ Collegian whose sole personality revolves around spending the maximum amount of time possible during their week at the Royal Exchange Hotel in Toowong. 90% of their anecdotes and conversations will maintain common ground with events that have conspired at the Royal Exchange Hotel.

Mohun: Hey boys, has anyone seen Bryce? We have our 90% final exam for FINM at 10:00am on Wednesday and it's currently 9:30am on Wednesday...
Dwyer: Yeah, when I was coming back from Toowong Village earlier I saw him camped outside of the RE to get immediate access to the pokies room, but what else can you expect from a RE Monkey?

RE Monkey by StingerRep March 6, 2021

you're money is no good here

as you, a mexican or middle eastern man, are buying groceries and the owner refuses to sell to you.

owner: "no, no, no f*ck off you're money is no good here"
you: :(

you're money is no good here by clownex July 31, 2020

you're so money

You're so awesome; You're so fantastic; You're so cool; You're so likable; Used to great effect in the 1996 movie Swingers by Vince Vaughn (Trent) and Patrick Van Horn (Sue).

You're so money and you don't even know it. Now, go out there and get some digits from her. I know she digs you. You're so money man!! You're money!!

you're so money by pinkfloyd8973 April 10, 2010

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees 

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees by Rusanova March 7, 2012