Typical extraodinary lady killer, suduces preferably young naive females
via the sporting of sunglasses, untamed facial
hair, and halfway unbuttoned shirts. A real life Don Juan. Can commonly be found singing, acting, or letting every
lady within earshot know how "cultured" he is. Always armed with the cleverest of retorts, profound insights, and hilarious jokes. Side effects may include beard-burned
chin, cramped necks (Requires immediate attention), and overwhelming feelings of inadequacy.
Guy 1: Wow that 18 year old suave sunglass wielding son of a bitch just gave rug burn to that
poor 15 year old girl's
chin with his facial
hair!
Guy 2: Yeah, he sure is a real RD.