Typical extraodinary lady killer, suduces preferably young
naive females via the sporting of sunglasses, untamed facial hair, and halfway unbuttoned shirts. A real life Don Juan. Can commonly be found singing, acting, or letting every
lady within earshot know how "cultured" he is. Always armed with the cleverest of retorts, profound insights, and hilarious jokes. Side effects
may include beard-burned
chin, cramped necks (Requires immediate attention), and overwhelming feelings of inadequacy.