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qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb 

The 1000000 and final level of boredom on the boredom scale. if you have typed this up you have already typed poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz, qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl and every other qwertyuio combination in the whole world. You are now the god of qwertyuiop and have absolutely no life. Maybe you should become a qwertyuio philosopher Seriously why did you search this up?
Jack searched up qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb} and [said to his friend. Im going to become a philosopher and tell everyone about useless, time wasting qwertyuiop combinations.

Friend: Wow!

qwertypie 

A cute nerd, usually male, typically found in a work environment that involves computers.
Have you seen Jake Smergisonstonington-Bakalakan in accounting? Woah he's a serious qwertypie. Never looks up from his computer but I'd totally bang the applesauce out of him. He's your boyfriend? Oh whoops, sorry. I didn't know. But still. He's pretty cute.
qwertypie by Bigdumbowl August 10, 2017

qwertypoops 

Qwertypoops are an extremely important part of our advancing society. They are the reason we have all come so far. You see, any time you use electronics/wifi, the object you are using (a subject of Qwerty, the almighty computer of computers) slowly drains you of your intelligence until they collect enough. When they have collected enough, they send it to Qwerty and she defecates. This defecation becomes the smart people we know and love. Ex: Einstein, Ben Franklin, Molly, Bekah M., etc.. So, if you have a very intelligent friend, ask them if they are a product of Qwerty's poop.
Are you a product of Qwertypoops?

Man, he came from qwertypoops!
qwertypoops by Qwerty HQ May 6, 2014

qwertyps 

1: A rare species of lemur. Often found in oceans. Species breeds explosively when two are present. There is only 1 qwertyps in existence.

2: A rare disease obtained from the qwertyps species of lemur. It can only be received through sexual interaction with a qwertyps. Symptoms include extreme wart growth, decaying of ears, affection from spiders, and abnormal stomach acid fluctuations. There is no known cure.
I found a qwertyps bathing in the moonlight next to Steve's Love Shack.

I contracted qwertyps while sleeping in the underwater cavern.
qwertyps by qwertyps January 3, 2013

qwertypoiulkjhgasdfmnbzxcv 

qwertypoiulkjhgasdfmnbzxcv is my life now

qwertyupoiuytrasdfghjlkjhgfdzxcvbnmmnbvcxz 

next level boredom

you're probably trying to figure out a combination nobody else has used, either to feel special or so you can define it. or both

also you probably like the number 7, as that is the number of keys you go through before changing directions on the keyboard.
you, probably: "I like the number 7, maybe I'll try qwertyupoiuytrasdfghjlkjhgfdzxcvbnmmnbvcxz."