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qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb 

The 1000000 and final level of boredom on the boredom scale. if you have typed this up you have already typed poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz, qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl and every other qwertyuio combination in the whole world. You are now the god of qwertyuiop and have absolutely no life. Maybe you should become a qwertyuio philosopher Seriously why did you search this up?
Jack searched up qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb} and said to his friend. Im going to become a [philosopher and tell everyone about useless, time wasting qwertyuiop combinations.

Friend: Wow!

qwertypie 

A cute nerd, usually male, typically found in a work environment that involves computers.
Have you seen Jake Smergisonstonington-Bakalakan in accounting? Woah he's a serious qwertypie. Never looks up from his computer but I'd totally bang the applesauce out of him. He's your boyfriend? Oh whoops, sorry. I didn't know. But still. He's pretty cute.
qwertypie by Bigdumbowl August 10, 2017

qwertypoops 

Qwertypoops are an extremely important part of our advancing society. They are the reason we have all come so far. You see, any time you use electronics/wifi, the object you are using (a subject of Qwerty, the almighty computer of computers) slowly drains you of your intelligence until they collect enough. When they have collected enough, they send it to Qwerty and she defecates. This defecation becomes the smart people we know and love. Ex: Einstein, Ben Franklin, Molly, Bekah M., etc.. So, if you have a very intelligent friend, ask them if they are a product of Qwerty's poop.
Are you a product of Qwertypoops?

Man, he came from qwertypoops!
qwertypoops by Qwerty HQ May 6, 2014

qwertyps 

1: A rare species of lemur. Often found in oceans. Species breeds explosively when two are present. There is only 1 qwertyps in existence.

2: A rare disease obtained from the qwertyps species of lemur. It can only be received through sexual interaction with a qwertyps. Symptoms include extreme wart growth, decaying of ears, affection from spiders, and abnormal stomach acid fluctuations. There is no known cure.
I found a qwertyps bathing in the moonlight next to Steve's Love Shack.

I contracted qwertyps while sleeping in the underwater cavern.
qwertyps by qwertyps January 3, 2013

qwertypoiulkjhgasdfmnbzxcv 

qwertypoiulkjhgasdfmnbzxcv is my life now

qwertyupoiuytrasdfghjlkjhgfdzxcvbnmmnbvcxz 

next level boredom

you're probably trying to figure out a combination nobody else has used, either to feel special or so you can define it. or both

also you probably like the number 7, as that is the number of keys you go through before changing directions on the keyboard.
you, probably: "I like the number 7, maybe I'll try qwertyupoiuytrasdfghjlkjhgfdzxcvbnmmnbvcxz."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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