by Dixonsider March 7, 2016
To swear(Not in the bad sense, swear as in i swear that i will tell the truth and nothing else) on the quran. On of the most holy thing in the muslim world. Its the equvilant of a muslim to swear on the life of his family
I did not steal it. Wolla Quran!
by imammohammed January 5, 2010
Cheryl and Quran is a couple of a 37-year age gap and posts daily on tiktok.
Cheryl is 61 and Quran is 24
Cheryl looks like 💀 and Quran looks like 🧑🏽 they always want a baby.
How? You may ask. Well, it’s impossible.
A BABY 👶🏻 A BABY 👶🏼 A BABY 👶🏽
Cheryl is 61 and Quran is 24
Cheryl looks like 💀 and Quran looks like 🧑🏽 they always want a baby.
How? You may ask. Well, it’s impossible.
A BABY 👶🏻 A BABY 👶🏼 A BABY 👶🏽
Person 1: oh did you see Cheryl and Quran?
Person 2: Yeah, that weird couple on tiktok?
Person 3: I bet they’ll name their baby Dust-in 😂
Person 2: Yeah, that weird couple on tiktok?
Person 3: I bet they’ll name their baby Dust-in 😂
by Chelsey Dumbo June 15, 2022
Quran for sleeping is a video on youtube where it makes you think it’s just someone reading a book, but it’s not it’s black magic , the video was on Youtube but it is no longer available as far as I know.
Sammythedeer1: “Hey you should try this video on youtube called Quran for Sleeping”
Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”
*puts on quran for sleep*
*Wakes up*
Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”
*Opens door”
Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“
*slams door*
Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”
*puts on quran for sleep*
*Wakes up*
Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”
*Opens door”
Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“
*slams door*
by cheesepizzak April 25, 2022
Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.
Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.
Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.
Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-
Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.
Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)
by Rahrahbahbnahm September 21, 2010