Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.
Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.

Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.

Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-
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