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When you get chased by a hairy OpWoopWoop man, who beats you with a large stick until your scrotum explodes and you ejaculate onto a teenage boy named Chris's face.
This is usually associated with illicit drugs.
Qum by QumBoy October 17, 2010
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Qum • Qumanni • Qumaira • qumari • qumel • qumit • Qump • qum quat • Quma • qumahrie
queifing and cumming at the same time
my friend was fingering his girlfriend, and i heard her Qum
Qum by theyeastiebeast October 21, 2009
The nice gooey substance that comes from out of your wiener, another word for cum.
I need to drink me some qum.
Qum by b0mba April 1, 2020
Qum Quat is a "missing chain" between Greeks and Ethiopians. It is a fruit with African name, planted in Greece. Proves the Sub Saharan origin of Greeks.
I adore Qum Quat. I eat Qum Quat every day.
qum quat by Bevum December 10, 2012

quampha (qum -Fa ) 

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.
* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
quampha (qum -Fa ) by KennyF August 29, 2005
"Koo meet"

Quit the dream of attending Massachusets institude of technology.
I got 2/10 correct on my stats test.
-Go qumit.
qumit by migorlseunjide February 13, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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