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When you get chased by a hairy OpWoopWoop man, who beats you with a large stick until your scrotum explodes and you ejaculate onto a teenage boy named Chris's face.
This is usually associated with illicit drugs.
I totally Qummed last night ai!
Qum by QumBoy October 17, 2010
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Qum • Qumanni • Qumaira • qumari • qumel • qumit • Qump • qum quat • Quma • qumahrie
queifing and cumming at the same time
my friend was fingering his girlfriend, and i heard her Qum
Qum by theyeastiebeast October 21, 2009
The nice gooey substance that comes from out of your wiener, another word for cum.
I need to drink me some qum.
Qum by b0mba April 1, 2020
Qum Quat is a "missing chain" between Greeks and Ethiopians. It is a fruit with African name, planted in Greece. Proves the Sub Saharan origin of Greeks.
I adore Qum Quat. I eat Qum Quat every day.
qum quat by Bevum December 10, 2012

quampha (qum -Fa ) 

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.
* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
quampha (qum -Fa ) by KennyF August 29, 2005
"Koo meet"

Quit the dream of attending Massachusets institude of technology.
I got 2/10 correct on my stats test.
-Go qumit.
qumit by migorlseunjide February 13, 2020
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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