A town in eastern long island, considered part of the south shore, where ritzy people live. Here, they drive their Beamer, Benz, or Bentleys, wear sweater-vests, and play croquet. They think they're Lance Armstrong because they ride their bikes everywhere. Here, the roads are total shit. There's water and pot holes all over the place and the roads are narrow as fuck. Unfortunately nobody has any idea where the fuck anything is outside of the small bubble they live in.
Sorry, I don't know where the Surf Club is in Quogue
Husband: The Surf Club? That's all the way down
Wife: no, dear, that's the Saltwater Club where we played Croquet with the Jones'. The Surf Club is in Quogue; you're in East Quogue.
Yo with all the fuckin money in Quogue why don't they fix the goddamn roads??
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!