quiet achiever

a fart that does not make a sound but achieves its purpose, that of leaving its mark on its surroundings in more ways than one

douglas hondo: can you smell that?

heath streak: ahh what do you mean? (looking away gingerly)

douglas hondo: it smells like a gas leak

heath streak: sorry, had chilli con carne for dinner

douglas hondo: they call you the typical relentless quiet achiever

quiet achiever by sir duffington strikes again December 7, 2009

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quiet achiever

One who climaxes without making any noise.

I was with Sherwin last night, and I didn't even realise he came. He's a real quiet achiever.

quiet achiever by Sherwin Lorenzo June 21, 2006

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Quiet Achiever

One who climaxes without making noise.

I was with Sherwin last night, and I didn't even realise he came. He's a real quiet achiever.

Quiet Achiever by Sherwin Lorenzo September 2, 2008

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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