quank

Quank does not mean shit. But you can sound cool saying it cause the other brothers dunno what the fuck it means.

Next time I see that foo' Ima quank his ass.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

quanked

The feeling of being unsure whether you are anxious or not. (derived from quantum anxiety)

Guys I'm feeling really quanked today, might take a day off to figure out my anxiety.

by quanked_boy March 25, 2021

quank

A condition of mental, emotional overload induced by layers of stress and influx of digital stimuli which stops the process of analysis and comprehension.

Suddenly I felt quanked while reading reports of the polar ice caps melting.

by Mort Hill April 24, 2006

quank

a derogitory term for anyone of asian decent.

steph's friend is a fucking quank

by Jonathan America March 16, 2005

quank

Quank is an interchangable term for Marijuana/pot.

If someone smokes a lot, he/she is "The Czar of Quank" or "Quank-Czar"

by Jay Farrar April 14, 2006

quank

The word wanked and quick conjoined to create the word quanked, meaning an extreamly fast and borderline dangerous wank. This can be achieved by starting a wank as the 30 seconds starts on countdown and then concluding the wank as the classic countdown theme tune finshes. Most quanks are a minute to 2 minutes long but if the countdown wank can be achieved then you will go down as a quanker. A famous quank occured in 1991 where a man miraculously started and finished within 12 seconds.

Steve's thoughts: Countdown. Hmmmm, the wifes in the next room, fuck it. (Tick Tock Tick Tock) Arr eee ooohh (Classic themetune sounds) yeahh sorted proper quank.

by Tommy Hatcher Bobby. January 20, 2009

quank

the little triangular piece of skin that connects your wang to your ball sac

i piecered my quank yesterday and now it so swollen it looks like I grew an extra pair o' nuts!!

by brice adamson November 27, 2003