Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.

"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"

by OligSlaughter August 07, 2013

lady quake

The moments after sex when a woman’s body shakes from having intercourse. Can last up to 20 minutes

OMG girl! I had the lady quakes after Tyron last night! I couldn’t stop shaking!

by WakandanLMT September 10, 2019

clam quake

the fluttering of the vaginas lips against a mans face during orgasm

dude, you should have felt that clam quake she had. it shook the rafters.

by shay-zizzel January 18, 2011

Ash-quake

The moment during sex when you climax and a can full of cigarette butts topples off the headboard, crashing onto your partner's face like a filthy volcanic eruption.

"Bro, it was all going great until I pulled an Ash-quake. She's not texting back."

by Graham464 May 03, 2025

Devil May Quake

literally just ultrakill

I play Devil May Quake

by Glorp, Destroyer of Worlds July 28, 2024

Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.

Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.

by poopynutnacho September 09, 2022

hurri-quake

A disaster when a hurricane hits then a earthquake hits with it

*Random person* How can a hurricane and earthquake happen all together?
*Me* you call that a hurri-quake

by John da dude August 20, 2023