The position one assumes, when feeling short of breath, to assist in ventilation by maximizing the intrathoracic space for lung expansion. This is an upgrade from the tripod position and the final position before the poor bastard collapses.
That moat monster tried to run a 10k and now she is in full QuadPod. Get her some O2 and repair for RSI and don't let her eat anything.
by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014

Local Queensland musical sensation, providing listeners with healing and entertaining audio and visual stimulation. Band members include Matt (aka Drummerboy), Jaron (aka Harmony) and Doug (Guitar Hero). Even skeptics hail QuadPod as the band of the century.
by smart, good looking people August 05, 2008

A group of extremely close male acquaintances formed from primarily transgender origins create a "Quadpod" in order to experiment in secret together. The term "Wang-Gang" is the Quadpod's codeword which they habitually use to convey their need for an assembly.
"Quadpod, WG!!!"
"Quadpod we are uniting for a WG at Tommy's casa this afternoon."
"EW those quadpod kids are faggots."
"Quadpod we are uniting for a WG at Tommy's casa this afternoon."
"EW those quadpod kids are faggots."
by Diesel Jameson July 31, 2006

A group of four annoying people that sit in your math class and pretend like they are the cool kids....but there not.
by A.S.akabrooke December 02, 2010

An elite and stable structure based on four legs. All must have seen the muppet show and have worn a yellow helmet.
by Stubba99 August 28, 2006

by *kg* December 11, 2007

When you realize that your mom is pregnant with your sister or brother, and you scream in pain because your bowels just gave way.
by Ass Crack Master Dudette November 06, 2009
