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falling asleep at the computer; taken from one of the Golden Rules which states: If you fall asleep at the computer, you will wind up with the word 'qwertyu' imprinted on your forehead; qwertyuing meaning you are about to qwertyu; qwertyu'd meaning you actually fell asleep at the computer
uhoh, i think im about to qwertyu
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worst word on the planet. the word is truly disgusting and disgraceful. i am ashamed it has the word qwerty (best word on planet earth) in it.
the internet is qwertyu
qwertyu by sans484873_2 November 19, 2021

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If you are reading this you probably need a therapist to help you deal with the insane amount of crippling boredom that you are dealing with. On the other hand I commend you for not killing yourself from the sheer amount of immeasurable boredom that you have.
Person 1: Please help
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: qwertyuiopazsxdcfvgbhnjmkl
Person 2: Dear god,
<Person 2 has left the chat>

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! 

When you literally feel SO BORED you may as well end it all, and type this monster of a word into Google, and then realize it's too long and cut out the middle man by going straight to Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: I'm tired of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsdxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into Google, I'll try qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!Shit, it's too long, I'll just try Urban Dictionary.

Guy 2: Hello, insane asylum. I would like to report a white adult male repeatedly typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into the Google search bar for entertainment. Actually, scratch that, he's gotten bored of that so he's moved onto qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!.

qwertyuiopåasdfghjklæøzxcvbnm 

When a dane is bored to hell
Jeg keder mig!
Bare skriv qwertyuiopåasdfghjklæøzxcvbnm
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