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QTP
Damn cuzz you gotta pick up that new QTP thats coming out. We hold it down for the south carolina nuttin fina -QTP-
QTP by bobby brown from chucktown April 14, 2006
Related Words
QTP • QTPOC • qtp2t • qtpa2t • qtpi • qtpywroueiaflhsdkjgzvmbxn • QT Patootie • qt-pi; • Qt-pie-max • A,QT(pi). B4I4Q I12NO: RU/18
QTP
"YOU PIERCED YOUR LIP WITH A PLASTIC KNIFE?" "qtp mom, qtp"
"have you finished your essay yet?" "qtp..."
"have you finished your essay yet?" "qtp..."
QTP by iinventedthisword! December 31, 2009
QTP
QTP by Ant Ghuryab April 2, 2020
qtpi
qtpi by Mike Monsport October 14, 2007
qtp2t
An abbreviation of cutie patootie.
To read the abbreviation as cutie patootie, pronounce q and t as a letter (cutie), pronounce p as pa and pronounce 2 as its word (too).
To read the abbreviation as cutie patootie, pronounce q and t as a letter (cutie), pronounce p as pa and pronounce 2 as its word (too).
she is a qtp2t
qtp2t by Wimbleflat February 18, 2013
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