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Coochie q-tips 

Honey, will you run to the drugstore and get me some coochie Q-Tips?
Coochie q-tips by dawgcat November 10, 2010
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Used Q-Tips 

the world's smallest batons with little gold ends
Whoa, those Used Q-Tips are like the world's smallest batons with little gold ends.

Kleenex & Q-Tips 

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.
Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.
Kleenex & Q-Tips by Kahoki February 1, 2009
It's when you get your friend drunk enough that he's willing to stick q-tips up your butt.
Last night I got Dan q-tipsy and he shared his favorite hobby with me! "Only joking" my ass!
q-tipsy by NaughtyPotty March 27, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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