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pussy on a pedestal 

Putting sex with a woman at too high of a standard for which to attain.
"you mean he still hasn't asked her out yet, man he's really putting the pussy on a pedestal this time."
pussy on a pedestal by pike-pat February 15, 2008

Pussy on a pedestal 

Putting sex above what is really important in life
Zachary: Never put that pussy on a pedestal

pussy on a pedestal 

Pussy on a pedestal is a phrase most idiotic people picked up from the feature film '40 Year Old Virgin.' The true meaning to pussy on a pedestal is meant to be ironic and literative. Pussy on a pedestal is simply the act of making a woman's 'vagina' as something too sacred, when in fact, it's nothing but a piece of meat/organ that a man sticks his meat in and grinds to achieve an orgasm, in the literal sense of the meaning and the film interpretation. It is, as the Clinic Dad appreciates his son for using a woman's 'pussy' as something very easily attainable like an ordinary good, nothing but something very plain and mediocre as such only to be idealized by their primary holders: women themselves and people who have nothing better to do than to ponder about an organ that just gets shriveled and old when the woman is 70.
Man 1: Man...a woman's pussy is so amazing. It's a 'gift' from god.
Man 2: If it was a gift from god, then virgins like Mary wouldn't be so highly revered
Man 1: It's just something sacred, and beautiful and shows love and passion
Man 2: You're just putting the pussy on a pedestal. It's nothing but a piece of meat that you just grind in and empty your balls with.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026