Pussy Weave 

This occurs when a woman has so much hair in her pussy that it starts to get tangled up. This is caused by an unusually fast growing rate around the vagina. It can be quite painful at times. A pussy weave has even been known to actually stop a dick from entering the vagina. The only time a woman gets a weave in her pussy is when she has an overly active hair growing problem, doesn't take care of it and keeps it ungroomed. This usually results in divorce or break ups in a relationship because the man doesn't want to fuck a weave.

Sarah had a major pussy weave so I fucked her in the ass instead.
I left my wife because she never took care of her pussy. She had a weave the size of Marge Simpson's hair in between her legs!
That bitch cried because she had to untangle that giant fucking weave between her legs.

Pussy Weave by Gordon Dickshit October 25, 2006

pussy waver 

1. A term I've made to describe IRL or depictions of women perceivable as not only announcing their gender but also having to shove it all up in your face in one way or another, even if it may not be necessary.

Some may call it "I am woman, hear me roar" but to some people like me it can be annoying, if not as I see it on TV cheesy, and not always necessary since not everybody cares what you actually are and that you're just a person like anyone else.

Basically being either a more hardcore determined or alpha female of a sorts. Depending on personality/presentation and how they are perceived by others they may be called a bitch, HBIC, diva, etc.

2. A noticeably purposefully flirtatious woman who uses her physical attributes and/or charm to bag a guy or at the very least the psychological stimulation of knowing men want them, in a myriad of ways for a number of reasons. Some men would call them a cocktease, attention whore, slut, skank, whore, ho, etc.

Don't mean to be offensive, but I'm blunt! lol

1. Holy shit in hand bag, what is that woman's fucking problem? She doesn't have to be an HBIC and I don't care if she's a woman! Yet another one of these aggressive pussy wavers!

2. Oh come on! You see that cocktease standing over there in those jeans, booty popping out with a thong showing and that open shirt showing off her titmissles, all smiling at me and doing that little sexy walk? She's the biggest pussy waver here!

pussy waver by Jack694 December 5, 2009

pussy-weasel 

A pussy-weasel in a person who is afraid of any confrontation with the people or person they are ripping off. One who talks shit but never backs it up. A sneaky person who hides behind a female.

That pussy-weasel sold me some fake bapes (shoes) and I haven't seen him since. No one likes a pussy-weasel.

pussy-weasel by Primo Jones August 14, 2006

pussy wave

The term "pussy wave" is when a female grows her pubic hairs really long and thick and it forms a wave like shape in the pubes like a barrel shape.

"i grew a pussy wave"

"ride my pussy wave baby"

pussy wave by billyboyy June 17, 2008

Pussy Weasel 

A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.

Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.

Pussy Weasel by Duckdog39 October 18, 2019

Pussy Weasel 

Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel

“Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”

Pussy Weasel by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021

Pussy Weasel 

A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.

My buddy Mark is a "pussy weasel", keep your girl on your lap...lol

Pussy Weasel by cartuneist March 31, 2022