1. A strange man; accustomed to std's of various sorts, most typically herps. Named so by a condition which creates large purple lips of the face, purple lip's often acquired such a strange attribute from being the victim of parental child abuse, namely strangulation. However, a purple lips can thrive in society living only in the shadows donned in black leather. This condition can often contribute to premature balding, frequent masturbating, and booze induced evenings that more often than not lead to terrible tattooes of no significance. Memory's of those with the purple lip syndrome are often akin to those of stalkers and serial killers; extremely accurate to an eerie point.
2. To insert a maleshaft into and out of your mouth slowly until release whilst being strangled.
1. person #1- "have you seen my black leather glove?"
purple lips- "of course! It's in your laundry hamper beneath the sock resting on your boxers"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.