purple cow

A beverage made with vanilla ice cream and grape soda. Similar to a root beer float, but with Grape soda instead. Super Delicious!!

Purple Cows are off the chizz-ain!!!

by IvoryQueen April 23, 2006

purple cow

Something you hope not to see, but anyways, something you'd rather not actually be.

It is assumed that the purple cow would say moo, although I'm very sure it has yet to be found on the earth.

Oh dear, this rhyme's been used in an example already!

I've never seen a purple cow (stop this madness!)
and hope to never see one;
but I can tell you anyhow (I originally had this line wrong.)
I'd rather see than be one.

Moo.

by Laverne Terres October 22, 2005

purple cow

a phrase used to severely annoy one by distracting that person and causing them to stop the sneeze they are in and otherwise killing it.

Jason: aaaaah...AHHHHHH...

Stefan: PURPLE COW!

Jason: ach...goddamnit stefan, i'll kill you for that!

by stefan April 25, 2005

Purple Cow

The act of choking a fat chick during sex causing her face to turn a shade of purple.

She told me she liked to be choked so I gave her a purple cow.

by ATonOfClay September 13, 2006

purple cows

its the same as salad tossing

ur giving someone purple cows when u lick their a-hole

by audrey H. July 15, 2006

purple cow

The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.

I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

by phantom oddity May 28, 2004

Purple Cow

An ice cream place inside a midwest store chain called Meijer.

If you kids are good while I'm shopping I'll take you to to the Purple Cow on the way out.

by Mark C. Stafford January 07, 2005