by UglyLittleCryBaby January 25, 2017
Guy: Let's have sex.
Girl: Okay, but only if you Purell your weenie first.
Guy: Dammit b**ch, you're such a Purell junkie.
Girl: Okay, but only if you Purell your weenie first.
Guy: Dammit b**ch, you're such a Purell junkie.
by NICONICONICOLAS November 11, 2009
The knock off homemade Moonshine-ish Coronavirus (COVID-19) antiseptic sold on the black market in real Purell containers by those willing to anything to make a buck at onset of the Coronavirus pandemic. In most cases it’s usually made of ingredients such as EverClear, Vodka, or Gin combined with Aloe Vera. Making as much as $500 for 750mL per bottle at underground Speakeasies and PTA meetings.
1.) Barbara and the younginns are slagging this Coronashine Purell I’m brewing behind the trailer in that rusty shed at the school playground. And it is selling better than Girl Scout Cookies in the Spring or shanks and other contraband in a US Federal Maximum Security prison.
2.) Yo, Bro! They’re selling that Coronashine Purell beging the weed dispensary.
2.) Yo, Bro! They’re selling that Coronashine Purell beging the weed dispensary.
by Rezo March 11, 2020
The result when you're trying to dispense hand sanitizer from a bottle where the nozzle is all clogged up and suddenly it shoots all over your chest
This cheap hand sanitizer keeps drying out—I've accidentally given myself three Purell Necklaces this week! At least it dries quickly.
by skittoi July 23, 2020
by caterpillarcock March 15, 2011