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A punch in the dick 

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.
Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick

throat punch in the dick 

An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.
Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.

Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.

Person 1:Dude that sucks.

Punch em in the dick 

The ultimate retaliation to any offensive action. Punching a male in the dick is many times seen as a cowardly move but depending the situation can also be used as a humiliation tactic. The phrase has been popularized by the musical group "Juicy Karkass" who actually has a song titled "Punch 'em in the dick", and is about punching people in the dick.
Juicy karkass quotes:

"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."

"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."

"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."

Punch him in the dick 

To crave or desire a man's penis usually in a sexual way normally though sexual intercourse. Wive's of men will say this to their husbands often to avoid suspicion that they desire another man's penis.
Husband: That guy's an asshole. Wife: I really want to punch him in the dick!

punch me in the dick hole 

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

punch a baby in the dick 

To be so angry you will do something irrational.
"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"
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