Tounge-punching

The act of repeatedly sticking your tounge in and out of a girls pussy

Friend- “Hey why didn’t you come out last night?”

You- “Sorry I was tounge-punching kelly”

by Scornch March 30, 2018

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 10, 2023

Tongue punching hummus

Going down on a yeasty fanny

Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus

by Obscured Green wednesdays April 20, 2022

youthanasia punch

When you youthanize someone by punching them.

He felt sorry for him, so he hit him with a youthanasia punch.

by Chi-Town Kid February 25, 2018

National punch a person who is taller than u day

GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,

This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!

Xoxo - revenge

Oh it’s national punch a person who is taller than u day (punches) AHAHAHAHAH ROTT

by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020

National punch a 06 day

Allir 06 eru faggar þannig að við þurftum að lemja þá National punch a 06 day is heald every year on the 10th of October

O shit it's it is the 10th of October it means it's the national punch a 06 day let's punch them

by Negraborgari October 9, 2019

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022