When the father of your child doesn't acknowledge the baby,when knowing they are the father,and doesn't want to pay child support. (i.e Eddie Murphy with Mel B's baby)
To tell your friend (someone who is obviously a tool) that you and everyone else are going one place and you really go to a different place. Therefore the tool friend will go off to some random place by himself and feel like a dumbass.
Dude, i am pulling an eddie on gould later cause he is a tool. Lets tell him to go to the movies when we are actually getting food.
Man, pulling an eddie is so fun especially on someone who is a major tool like estes.
After a night of heavy drinking and questionable behaviour, one awakes in the morning to a deadly hangover. That person then proceeds to sloppily act like a stand up comedian for the amusement of their hungover friends.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.