Pullin’ a Miller

1) Leaving a general location under the ruse that you are helping someone else - however you have an ulterior motive to head to another location for your own enjoyment

1) Steve - “Where is George going?!?”

Kyle - “He’s worried about Joe and John going to the strip club and spending too much money, so he’s going to chaperone them”
Steve - “Yeah right. He’s not going for them, he just wants to see some titties”
Kyle - “Exactly! Fuckin’ George is pullin’ a Miller again!”

Pullin’ a Miller by DirtyJangus October 22, 2022

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Pulling a Miller

Originated From a certain British geometry teacher who is completely filled with hypocrisies. Pulling a Miller is when you tell someone not to do or say something, then immediately after telling them not to, you do the thing you told somebody not to do. One of the more prominent examples of Pulling a Miller is when you hear somebody swear, then you yell out "Be Nice!" to get them to stop swearing. Shortly afterwards, you swear at something openly, and loudly.

Student: F**k this work. I don't understand it at all!
Miller puller: Be Nice!!
Miller puller Pulling a Miller: F**kin hell, why are you students so rowdy?!

Pulling a Miller by SF Boi May 31, 2018

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Pulling a Miller

To blame something/someone or create an excuse to not do something.

"Also scheduling day games against west coast teams is diabolical" - Miller. "Pulling a Miller after getting diddied in baseball"

Pulling a Miller by RolandWindows June 5, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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