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pukwudgie 

1. One of the four houses of Ilvermorny, the American equivalent of Hogwarts.
2. The act of performing a wedgie and sticking the victim's lunch inside of his/her underwear for maximum torture.
1. Steve: Hey dude, I just got sorted into Pukwudgie.

Clarence: WTF is that?

2. Steve's mom: Stevie, what happened to your underwear?

Steve: Clarence gave me a puckwudgie for being a nerd.
pukwudgie by Robin_Man July 3, 2017
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Pukwudgie 

A pukwudgie is a gay pantie gnome that puts gay love hexes on huckleberry.
That dang pukwudgie come down here and put a gay love hex on huckleberry!
Pukwudgie by Eosjwer November 24, 2023
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Pukwudgie 

The pukwudgie is a gay pantie gnome that puts gay love hexes on huckleberry.
That dang pukwudgie come out and put a gay love hex on huckleberry!
Pukwudgie by Eosjwer November 24, 2023

Pukwudgie 

A homosexual woods gnome that likes to put gay love spells on huckleberry
Is that pukwudgie making love to huckleberry wtf!
Pukwudgie by Eosjwer December 24, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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