pukwudgie

1. One of the four houses of Ilvermorny, the American equivalent of Hogwarts.
2. The act of performing a wedgie and sticking the victim's lunch inside of his/her underwear for maximum torture.

1. Steve: Hey dude, I just got sorted into Pukwudgie.

Clarence: WTF is that?

2. Steve's mom: Stevie, what happened to your underwear?

Steve: Clarence gave me a puckwudgie for being a nerd.

pukwudgie by Robin_Man July 3, 2017

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Pukwudgie

A pukwudgie is a gay pantie gnome that puts gay love hexes on huckleberry.

That dang pukwudgie come down here and put a gay love hex on huckleberry!

Pukwudgie by Eosjwer November 24, 2023

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Pukwudgie

The pukwudgie is a gay pantie gnome that puts gay love hexes on huckleberry.

That dang pukwudgie come out and put a gay love hex on huckleberry!

Pukwudgie by Eosjwer November 24, 2023

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Pukwudgie

A homosexual woods gnome that likes to put gay love spells on huckleberry

Is that pukwudgie making love to huckleberry wtf!

Pukwudgie by Eosjwer December 24, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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