puffoon 

(Noun) - A person who engages in puffery, a self-aggrandizing talking head.
In law, as in politics, puffery is usually invoked as a defense argument identifying futile speech, typically of a seller, which does not give rise to legal liability. In modern media, particularly online entities, it characterizes persons who inhabit news, political, vaccination (and anti-vaccination) sites on a professional (and semi-professional) basis, always opining on the topic of the day.

In a mid-term election year, the puffoons can be expected to be as thick as flies on a turd, twice as noisy, and half as effective.

puffoon by Exo Mxyzptlk January 23, 2022

puffoon 

(Noun) - A person who engages in puffery, a self-aggrandizing talking head.
In law, as in politics, puffery is usually invoked as a defense argument identifying futile speech, typically of a seller, which does not give rise to legal liability. In modern media, particularly online entities, it characterizes persons who inhabit news, political, vaccination (and anti-vaccination) sites on a professional (and semi-professional) basis, always opining on the topic of the day.

In a mid-term election year, the puffoons can be expected to be as thick as flies on a turd, twice as noisy, and half as effective.

puffoon by Exo Mxyzptlk January 23, 2022

puffoon 

(Noun) - A person who engages in puffery, a self-aggrandizing talking head.
In law, as in politics, puffery is usually invoked as a defense argument identifying futile speech, typically of a seller, which does not give rise to legal liability. In modern media, particularly online entities, it characterizes persons who inhabit news, political, vaccination (and anti-vaccination) sites on a professional (and semi-professional) basis, always opining on the topic of the day.

In a mid-term election year, the puffoons can be expected to be as thick as flies on a turd, twice as noisy, and half as effective.

puffoon by Exo Mxyzptlk January 23, 2022

puffmonkey 

(puf.mon.kee) N. One who, upon wakening, feels an overwhelming urge to preform fellatio.

When the puffmonkey woke up in the morning, she wanted to "go south" first thing.

puffmonkey by wrwkw October 4, 2009

puffson 

A chicken that chronically masturbates.

That rooster is suck a puffson. He's always rubbing one off in the hen house.

puffson by The Cl4p December 20, 2008

Puffone 

It’s an handsome guy who has blue hair

Look at that PUFFONE!

Puffone by A Destiny’s child December 9, 2021