Puddle of Fuck

1. A puddle of semen.
2. One who is rather large and acting like an asshole.
3. A piece of shit.

"That guy just cut me off, what a Puddle of Fuck!!!"

by WTFIceman April 4, 2008

puddle fucked

When playing a racing game such as PGR4 with weather effects, and during racing losing traction because of running threw a puddle of water, causing you to run into a wall or spin out.

1.OMFG I was puddle fucked!!!

2.ROTFLMAO You were puddle fucked, that’s what you get for running me off the road you noob!!

by Tra1n (gamertag) December 13, 2007

puddle fuck

A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck

Babe I want to puddle fuck you...
He screwed me so much last night, it was a total puddle fuck.

by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018