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King Terio of Prussia 

King Terio gained control of the throne of Prussia in 1836. Terio ruled with the policy if of "Ooh Ocidere Eos," which when translated from Latin to English is "Ooh Kill'em." During his reign, Prussia's main export was fresh beats, and imported large amounts of buckets. But it was foretold in the prophecy preached by Sage the Gemini, that there would be a revolution. Then, there was the peasant revolt of 1837, lead by a farmer named Lord Diplo. The revolt became known as the Diplo Revolution. After the Diplo Revolution, King Terio of Prussia fled to live in exile in the exotic land of Miami (My-ahm-my) and was later found living in the new found land of Riverdale, Georgia.
Lindeman- "Under which leader did Europe experience large scale financial growth?"

T-snipes- "The reign of King Terio of Prussia."
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Prussian 

A person with descendants/from of the region/kingdom/state of Prussia. Prussia is located in Central Europe and extends from the south-eastern coast of the Baltic Sea to the Masurian Lake District. It is currently now divided into the countries of Poland, Russia, and Lithuania. The former German state of Prussia took its name from this region.
Baron Friedrich von Steuben was a Prussian soldier who trained American soldiers in the Revolutionary War.
Prussian by Ilhana January 9, 2008

Prussian roulette 

The process of 5 or 6 guys masturbating and ejaculating into a cup then gently swirling the cup and artificially inseminating a participating female. After 21 years has passed the child and everyone of the male participants will undergo a paternity test to determine who is the father.
Zachary looks really happy.
Yeah he just found out he won Prussian roulette
Prussian roulette by big. daddy September 7, 2014
Prussia is German for Awesome. The people there are decended from EPIC. The reason Germany is still around. IS NOT RUSSIA WITH A "P" IN FRONT.
Person 1: I swear, it was 5 meters!
Person 2: Must have been Prussia.
Prussia by SpecksplaysChopin January 18, 2010

King of Prussia 

A suburb north of Philadelphia, located next to Valley Forge. When Washington and the Continental Army wintered over at Valley Forge, the proprietor of a nearby tavern noted a number of Prussians in camp as military advisors. In an effort to increase business, he renamed the bar the "King of Prussia Inn"

Also the home of one of the world's largest shopping malls.
On the way to see the Liberty Bell in Philly we stopped for lunch and some shopping in King of Prussia.

Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
Pussiano Penaldo by ItzAri July 29, 2023

Prussian Wank 

When you wank to the pace of a march, such as Preussens Gloria, with precise and measured strokes. You may only fire once your officer orders you to.
I just had a prussian wank to Königgrätzer Marsch with the rest of the Aspergers' Group!
Prussian Wank by anonymous April 10, 2020