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In private BitTorrent site jargon, a pruned account is one that got deleted, usually due to inactivity on the tracker. Use it or lose it.
I went on a two-week vacation, and those SCC cocksuckers pruned my account!
pruned by Sharky Smith April 25, 2008
To be "entered" by an older man with a pruney penis
"Man, another prostitute just admitted to having sex with Charlie Sheen!"
Dude, she got pruned!
pruned by CatholicSchoolGirl11 December 17, 2010

Pruned, boo 

That bag of chips is only half full. You got pruned, boo.
Pruned, boo by Lucky1312 September 24, 2020

pruned up 

Somebody (usually a girl) who refuses to have sex.
β€œMan that girl is so hot but shes pruned up so i probably can’t smash”

Pruned the family tree 

Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.

Pruned Vagina 

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.
1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring β€” one checked fact at a time.
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