prostitute

ariana zastrow

friend 1: what’s a prostitute?
friend 2: *points* her!
friend 3: that’s ariana zastrow!

by gayfrogger12345 May 14, 2022

Prostitute

Your mom

A prostitute is a person who gave birth to you

by Mr. Queso November 28, 2021

Picture prostitute

One who spams chat & dating apps with offers to buy their pictures and videos.

Dude it's a fake profile, you're not gonna smash, she's just a picture prostitute.

by Sir Sage July 25, 2019

Prostitute-Company

A company who merges with other companies to survive than fix it's root problem.

This company is a Prostitute-Company. It keeps getting bought out by other companies instead of fixing it problems to survive.

by YourFavTrap November 25, 2021

wormy prostitute

A friend that turns into a worm and you exploit its poop for your garden.

My wormy prostitute is really acting up like a city girl.

by bagglesfromicarly May 28, 2020

message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.

Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.

by BadHumor July 23, 2009

prostitute paradox

when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date

guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after

guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear

guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man

by FlameWeaver March 25, 2022