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project scorpio 

It is gonna be the biggest box yet. It will take up an entire meter of space because it is a monster. It is gonna be the console that you will finally be able to rub into the face of your friends. project scorpio the console for you.
Son: " Mommy i can't sleep"
Mom: " why honey"
Son: :Because that guy said that project scorpio my console was a monster"
Mom: " you dumb piece of shit"
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