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Prog snob 

Miserable cunts (usually British) who are insistent that progressive rock is the only decent genre of music and who actively dislikes anything outside that category. These creatures tend to have as much fun in their 50s as they did in their teens (basically none) as they’re convinced that clubbing and partying is “lame” and instead sit at home with their wanked out pressing of dark side of the moon because it’s “fun to be alternative”. They marry wives who are frequently into pop music and receive daily reminders as to why Phil Collins shouldn’t have replaced Peter Gabriel in Genesis, to which they respond “well anything but a fucking 20 minute song that does fuck all”. It should be noted that they scour the internet in misery, commenting on pop videos and replying in anger on music forums.
James Is a right prog snob. Listening to one song every half a fucking hour
Prog snob by SLick pussy February 2, 2023
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progsnobbery 

The act of asserting one has superior musical taste because they prefer progressive rock of English and Canadian origin from the 1970s.
In a display of epic progsnobbery, Don insisted that King Crimson has made a far more valuable contribution to modern music than James Brown, Bob Marley and Johnny Cash combined.
progsnobbery by Mrs. two lumps December 14, 2016
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