Proffesional Asshole 

A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)

(Pretends to straighten tie)The proffesional asshole is here

Proffesional Asshole by Peewee-hermanizer January 2, 2015

professional asshole 

Someone who makes a living by being an asshole. Often used to refer to cable news or talk radio political commentators whose primary objective is to say the most outrageous, off the wall, inflammatory things about their political opponents or their supporters

Rush Limbaugh has made a career out of being a professional asshole.

Stephen Colbert is not a professional asshole, but he plays one on TV.

professional asshole by wayward2 January 25, 2008

Professional Assholete

A professional athlete who is too selfish, self-centered, stubborn, disconnected from reality, pampered, touchy, unable
to accept criticism.

The Philadelphia Phillies have too many professional assholetes even though they recently got rid of the biggest professional assholete Nick Castleanus, I mean Castellanos.

Professional Assholete by PhillyWizardOfTruth April 26, 2026