The place where you bring girls to get some action. Should be someplace like the couch in your basement or the back seat or your car.
Guy 1: hey man you taking a trip to the station tonight?
Guy 2: yeah man im pulling in at 8 sharp. this chick is wicked hot dude!
Guy 1: nice how far you going?
Guy 2: its called the procreation station. im going for a homerun tonight!
Guy 2: yeah man im pulling in at 8 sharp. this chick is wicked hot dude!
Guy 1: nice how far you going?
Guy 2: its called the procreation station. im going for a homerun tonight!
by cheese16 October 10, 2011
The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.
Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.
by Ligonier March 16, 2013
Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.
Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)
Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.
Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)
Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.
"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"
"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."
"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."
"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."
"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."
by AddictedSnapper April 21, 2010
Part of a galaxy brain chain based on cum and go, ejaculate and evacuate, shoot your goo then bid her adieu, etc.
Person 1= Hey have you seen the galaxy brain meme dude
Person 2= Oh yeah dude the one about the dude nailing his gf, so funny
Person 1= Procreate then Selfdefenestrate!? HAHAHA LOL LMAO
this is so sad can we hit 69 likes?
Person 2= Oh yeah dude the one about the dude nailing his gf, so funny
Person 1= Procreate then Selfdefenestrate!? HAHAHA LOL LMAO
this is so sad can we hit 69 likes?
by ThePastafarian October 6, 2018
A synonymous term for kinky anonymous sex originated by American economist John Kenneth Galbraith and popularized by hot unmarried college English professors.
Ex: 1)"She had an alright future, but she's nuts and has five kids due to uncontrollable procreation"
2) "Where do you think they are going?" "Probably behind the dumpster to engage in uncontrollable procreation."
2) "Where do you think they are going?" "Probably behind the dumpster to engage in uncontrollable procreation."
by Catalanarts September 15, 2010
The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.
Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex
Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex
In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"
Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"
Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"
by Jonathan Hampton June 15, 2006
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!
by Dj maxidanielXXX December 3, 2016