by steen tee April 18, 2003
by oohxlala July 25, 2010
"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."
procrasturbate
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."
procrasturbate
by Family Julz January 13, 2009
My research paper isn't done, because I clicked a link that took me to a page full of big titties, and I spent the next two hours procrasturbating.
My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
by oogie woogie boo October 12, 2009
Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."
When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.
by RbK1981 March 17, 2008
When one has a project to work on, but chooses to pleasure themselves instead, thus having less time to work on said project.
by lindenboy95 October 14, 2012
Basically, the combination of procrastination and masturbation. The constant need to masterbate when you should really be doing something more productive with your life. It generally makes you feel relieved until you realise you just wasted 2-30 minutes of potential studying, getting yourself off.
1. Student - "You ready for this exam buddy"
Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."
2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."
2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
by Des-Troy May 19, 2010