Probabilistic Mechanics

Probabilistic Mechanics is a speculative framework proposing that probability itself functions as a fundamental dimension of reality, commonly identified as the fifth dimension. In this view, physical systems evolve not only through space and time but also through probability space, where all possible outcomes coexist as real structures rather than abstract statistics. Instead of probability being a mathematical tool for uncertainty, it becomes a mechanical property governing how realities branch, collapse, or coexist. Probabilistic Mechanics is often used to reinterpret quantum mechanics, multiverse theories, and decision-based universe branching as deterministic processes operating within a higher-dimensional probability field.

Probabilistic Mechanics — Example

A quantum particle approaches a barrier with two possible paths. Instead of randomly choosing one, both outcomes exist as real trajectories within the probability dimension. In this framework, the particle’s behavior is determined by its motion through probability space (5D), and observers only experience the path their universe intersects. The mechanics of probability govern which outcomes stabilize into experienced reality.

Probabilistic Mechanics by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Probabilistic Mechanics

The branch of physics that deals with objects that aren't guaranteed to move when force is applied, but merely exist in a state of potential motion until observed. It's the science of why your dropped toast always lands butter-side down, why the bus you're waiting for has a 90% chance of arriving only after you light a cigarette, and why the line you choose at the grocery store will, with statistical certainty, be the slowest. It's less about Newton's laws and more about Murphy's Law, quantified.

Example: "I studied probabilistic mechanics for years just to understand my life. According to my calculations, the moment I hit 'send' on an angry email, there was a 97.3% chance the recipient would walk into my office before I could delete it. I was right."

Probabilistic Mechanics by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008